Weekend fun
Posted on November 22nd, 2009 by admin
Signs:
In a Podiatrist’s office:
Time wounds all heels
Time wounds all heels
On a Plumber’s truck:
We repair what your husband fixed
We repair what your husband fixed
On a church billboard:
Seven days without God makes one weak.
On a plastic surgeon’s office door:
Hello. Can we pick your nose?
At a towing company:
We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
In a non-smoking area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
On a maternity door:
Push, push, push.
At an optometrist’s office
If you don’t see what you are looking for, you’ve come to the right place.
On a taxidermist’s window:
We really know our stuff.
We really know our stuff.
At a car dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.Outside a muffler shop:
No appointment - we hear you coming.
In a veterinarian’s waiting room:
Be back in five minutes. Sit! Stay!
At an electric company:
We will be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t you will be delighted.
We will be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t you will be delighted.
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